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Saturday, October 24, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

This is a wonderful opportunity to figure out what you don't want your life to be, and how you can avoid letting it get that way.
So take a good long look in the mirror this morning and remind yourself that while you might not be the hottest person on earth, you are definitely right up there!
Stay in control of where your life is headed, and you will always end up in the right place.
Sure, it might seem like a nice idea to keep skipping down the road with everybody else, but where the are they really going anyway?

Hey, waddya mean not the hottest?!

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