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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You're uncharacteristically scatterbrained at the moment, and you can't seem to remember even the most trivial of things.
Stop for a minute and give yourself time to adjust to this new sensation of confusion.
You have the feeling you might just lose your head if it weren't attached to you right now.
It won't last forever, but it might last long enough to frustrate you thoroughly.
You might want to start writing things down so you can at least remember where you put things.

Now, where did I put that list?

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