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Friday, January 8, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your natural leadership skills both are a curse and a blessing.
They're a blessing for others, because when things start to get out of control, they know they can turn to you with a plaintive look on their face, and within minutes, you'll have everything up and running like a well-oiled machine.
The curse part comes in when you're out for recreation, looking forward to some fun, and then suddenly you're asked to take over.
Like today, for example.
Oh, well.
Think of it as a compliment.

A compliment ... yeah, that's the ticket.

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