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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

After days of hibernating, you've had it with dim lights, soft music and rented videos.
You're ready for some lively company, some exciting entertainment and some personal attention.
The good news is that you probably know exactly who to contact to have all that and more delivered right to your door.
Well, place your order -- but don't stay in once it arrives.
It's time to meet the world again.

Party!

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