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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You're already feeling the urge to whisper sweet nothings into your beloved's ear, aren't you?
And there's still a day to go before you can officially get away with it.
Just in case, better come up with a Plan B -- for the sake of discretion, of course.
Say, dinner at your place?
Or theirs?
If you're already together, by the way, it would be quite legal to whip out the Valentine's present at midnight!

WooHoo!

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