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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You were probably downright ecstatic when you woke up this morning.
It's Valentine's Day, and finally, officially time to make your grand entrance at the home of your beloved -- or, better still, from a dramatic, romantic viewpoint, at their place of leisure, with an audience.
Either way, do it up big.
Brandish the flowers and the gifts proudly with your usual flair.
Make them feel as special as you know they are.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

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