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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You're still chatting away with just about anyone who comes within a few feet of you.
Your friends will be tickled -- one in particular, perhaps, who's moved or been traveling.
If you've been thinking about this absent friend, don't just sit there.
Make sure to contact them, and do it soon.
Why would you torment yourself by missing them unnecessarily?
Get on the phone!

In this house?
You've got to be kidding, the phone is permanently attached to someone who shall not be named's ear - and it isn't moi.

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