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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Daily Horosocpe

Today's horoscope says:

Trying to think of a special, pre-Valentine's Day treat?
Well, why not arrange a group meeting of all your friends and their sweethearts?
You can probably take over an entire restaurant, lounge or theater -- which means you'd all be free to do exactly what you want to do.
The only thing is, consider making it an early night -- you'll want some quality, solo time later on for whatever the evening brings.

"Probably" nothing - but it would take a stadium for all the friends to get together.

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