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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You're feeling especially industrious at the moment, which means you'll be totally unable to sit still.
Sure, you can pop in that movie and sit down next to your best bud on the couch while it's on -- but you'll be doing your bills, cleaning out a junk drawer (which you've pulled out and plunked onto the coffee table) or folding laundry.
And let's not even talk about trying to sleep.
Better quit the coffee early, or even swear it off for the day.
You won't need it.

Tea will do.

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