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Friday, March 26, 2010

Interesting In General

Interesting In General
This is not a joke people.
Although with the TSA you can never be sure.
How the TSA will inspect your monkey

Flying with a service monkey? Have no fear, the TSA has a set of easy-to-follow rules governing the passage of monkey helpers through airport checkpoints:
# When the handler and service monkey go through the walk through metal detector and the detector alarms, both the handler and the monkey must undergo additional screening. # Since service monkeys may likely draw attention, the handler will be escorted to the physical inspection area where a table is available for the monkey to sit on. Only the handler will touch or interact with the service monkey.
# Security Officers have been trained to not touch the service monkey during the screening process.
# Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection.

Army changes basic training for 'softer' kids

After 20 years, the Army is changing its procedures to address the impact of video games. 
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The battle over carry-on luggage

Flight attendants are demanding new policies for passengers with oversized bags.  
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Wreckage of WWII Navy dive bomber found

Loggers stumble across debris from a formidable warplane known in its heyday as "the Beast."  
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