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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Lunatic Fringe

Lunatic Fringe
Repugicans: 'Don't blame us for what we caused'
Hi, boys and girls! As a public service, I've prepared the following statement for repugican leaders to use when some disgruntled opponent of health care reform injures somebody - or worse.

An OpEd piece:

She is a annoying buffoon with ZERO credibility. It is actually pathetic that some people don't have enough sense to recognize that fact.

Reminder: Repugicans Were For Obama's Health Insurance Rule Before They Were Against It
Repugicans were for President Barack Obama's requirement that Americans get health insurance before they were against it.
The obligation in the new health care law is a repugican idea that's been around at least two decades. It was once trumpeted as an alternative to Bill and Hillary Clinton's failed health care overhaul in the 1990s. These days, repugicans call it government overreach.
Mitt Romney, weighing another run for the repugican presidential nomination, signed such a requirement into law at the state level as Massachusetts governor in 2006.
Liars and Fools
Eric Cantor (reptile-Virginia) is featured speaker on conference call from the S.T.O.P. Obama Tyranny National Coalition
Perfect time - they'll all be in one place at the same time - the arrests will be easy

Referring, apparently, to cap and trade legislation, Faux's Glen Brick lies "It's 9/11 all over again except we didn't have the collapsing buildings". 
Someone get him back on his Meds.

Fat blowhard Lush Dimbulb lies shouting health care reform a "death threat against the country". 
Just leave asshole ... you promised you would - but then when has your word ever been good?!

Hey, Newt we ain't upset, deeply or otherwise by the way the Democrats have behaved. repugicans, now ...

An idiot looking into the mirror again

Little boy lover Lush Dimbulb lies shouting beating the Democrats is "the only hope the country has". 
Again, Leave! The NAZIS failed in Germany and they failed here get over it.

Sarah Palin (reptile-Alaska) publishes, and commits treason (yet again), a "reload" map with crosshairs targeted at House Democrats
Put her behind bars where she belongs!

Michele Bachmann (retard-Minnesota) calls President Obama "Anti-American"... again
This bitch is so batshit crazy she makes Glen Brick look sane!

No violence on the wingnutt's part, oh no

Letters, they get letters ... Threatening letters, that is!

From: The AP

U.S. Representative Vic Snyder of Arkansas says a letter saying he's a target for assassination was intercepted by U.S. Capitol police.

Snyder says he was told about the letter Tuesday by capitol police. it was postmarked in a western state - not Arkansas - and misspelled his name as "Vic Synder."
Snyder read from a copy of the original saying: "It is apparent that it will take a few assassinations to stop Obamacare. Militia central has selected you for assassination. If we cannot stalk and find you in Washington, D.C., we will get you in Little Rock."
At least 10 members of congress have reported similar threats.
Nice misspelling, baggers!
If it weren't so serious, we'd make a "Return to Synder" joke right about here.

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