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Friday, May 28, 2010

Random, Abstract, Whimsical, Frivolous and Other Profound Thoughts

1. Red Dye (number) 2
2. Disco still SUCKS.
3. Ambidextrous
4. Large Print
5. Has anyone ever been lost in the middle of a meadow?
6. Wisdom is found between the lines.
7. What if the moon was made of Bleu Cheese instead of Green Cheese?
8. Lemongrass, Rosemary and Thyme
9. Research shows sexual pleasure is enhanced with more experienced hookers.
10. Smoke filled lungs are no fun.
11. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way to go.
12. Peanuts
13. Heat good, cold bad.
14. Always maintain a healthy level of insanity.
15. Eat A Peach!
16. Dulcenea is Aldonza.
17. Dora the Explorer and the one-eyed undertaker.
18. A decorated pig is still a pig.
19. Sex isn't dirty ... unless you are doing it right.
20. Is there a history of Hemophilia in your family?
21. Logic and reason play a poor second fiddle to passion.
22. Moments are precious gems.
23. Life is like a quarter ... spend it how you wish but spend it wisely.
24. Escape reality every once and a while.
25. Justice League Unlimited

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