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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

World Cup Soccer

The president is alarmed, sponsors pull out, and the media's in a tizzy over the French soccer team.
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The French soccer team is abruptly sent home coach-class after an embarrassing spectacle in South Africa.
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Even Ronaldo has to chuckle about the juggling act he performed en route to an unlikely World Cup goal.
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Why didn't they bench him from the beginning!
A notable name is missing from the World Cup's new list of officiating assignments.  
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Charges are dropped against the Dutch women who wore orange minidresses to the World Cup.
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