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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Ukranian man eats grandmother alive

A 26-year-old Ukranian man has allegedly eaten his grandmother alive. Computer programmer, Sergei Zhmaryov, has been accused of gouging 60-year-old Lydia's eyeballs before eating her.

He allegedly used a shard of broken mirror to carve the grandmother's face while she was still conscious. It is believed Zhmaryov cut her tongue out to stop her screams for help, and then ate it.


He also allegedly cut off her lips and ears. The woman died at the scene. Ukranian authorities believe it may have been a ritualistic killing.

Zhmaryov was found in his underpants, holding a cross and chanting prayers. He could face up to 20 years in prison on murder charges.

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