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Monday, February 28, 2011

Man urinated on $500 worth of chicken and ate ham

Police arrested a man who allegedly caused quite a disturbance earlier this week when he urinated on food inside a Kroger grocery store in North Little Rock, Ark.

The incident happened on Tuesday night and ended with Jerry Patterson, 58, of North Little Rock, in jail. Police say he was drunk at the time. Kroger managers told officers the man urinated on $500 worth of chicken and also ate a large package of ham, according to the incident report.


Patterson is charged with public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief.

Patterson was reported by officers to have been unsteady on his feet, smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes when they arrived on the scene.

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