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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

A Good One

A statistician, a physicist and a biologist were asked, "If you had 10,000 monkeys writing nonstop on 10,000 typewriters, would they write the bible?" 

The statistician said "The chance is almost impossible."

The physicist said "Given infinite time, they eventually will write the bible."

The biologist said "Ah, but one already did."

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