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Sunday, May 15, 2011

No Farting On The School Bus!

What’s funnier than a fart joke on the Internet? Fart news on the Internet, of course!
Here’s a story of how two 13-year-old boys got into a bus-load of trouble when they cut the cheese on the bus:
Administrators ruled that the flatulence was in violation of the school’s code of conduct, but if you ask Nichols’ parents, the decision reeks of poor judgement.
"It’s very laughable, that’s what it is," said Anthony’s father, James Nichols. He said he spoke with the school’s vice principal, Daniel Senu-Oke, who "suggested my son should hold his gas on this hour-long bus ride."
For a concerned parent, however, that answer just doesn’t cut it.
"When it happens, it just happens," he said. "It’s not intentional."
But perhaps it is. According to the bus driver and school officials, the 13-year-old Nichols and his partner in crime are repeat offenders with a history of passing gas on the school bus.

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