A 780-year-old relic stolen

From the "It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of fellows" Department:

Theft of 780-year-old relic stuns church

An irreplaceable treasure linked to the patron saint of lost things vanishes in broad daylight near L.A.

Brazen heists 

Also: 

• Fight over tallest Christ
• Ancient statue visits U.S.
• Surfing Madonna saga

And don't believe that bullshit about it being irreplaceable - they'll have another chicken bone toot sweet claiming it was the real relic all along and the 'fake' they put on display was the one that was stolen.