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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Drunk US evangelist claims he's on a mission from god

An American evangelist visiting Australia, who claims healing powers has walked from a NSW court without even a fine despite driving 110km blind drunk and crashing into a parked car. Self-claimed "prophet of god" Jason Hooper declared god had forgiven him for his double-shot whiskey binge that ended in a mangled wreck on the Mid North Coast. "I've worked it out with the lord. I was wrong," Hooper said.


Hooper not only had god on his side but magistrate Wayne Evans who let him go, saying the preacher was a "person of good character" under a lot of "ministerial pressure". The decision disgusted local police, who said Hooper could have been sent to jail for 18 months but got off with "a slap on the wrist". The disgraced and disheveled preacher, who claimed god had forgiven him for his terrible sins, also found he had the court on his side, escaping without a fine after he was involved in a crash with another car.

A member of the worldwide Morningstar Fellowship Church, Hooper - from South Carolina, was disqualified from driving in NSW for three years - a sentence that outraged local police and road-safety groups. "When you think about the penalties for high-range drink-driving, he got off with a slap on the wrist," a police source said. "The maximum fine is $3300 and you can go to jail for 18 months - he escaped both." The boss of a road-safety group called for Hooper to be fined and deported back to the US.


A sheepish Hooper begged the court for mercy, saying he didn't normally drink and would seek counseling on his return to the US. "I have spent the last week wrestling night and day with how I could have made such an error in judgment," said Hooper. When asked how the incident would affect his faith, Hooper said that he was forgiven because he had "worked it out with the lord". Asked how, he said there was a "process" he had gone through for forgiveness but declined to elaborate.

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