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Friday, June 17, 2011

TSA misses four sharp chef's knives while patting down chef for wallet

And just when am I supposed to feel safer?


A celebrity Chicago chef got stopped at O'Hare and patted down by an alert agent who wanted to make sure there was nothing dangerous in his wallet. That agent missed the fact that chef Paul Kahan had forgotten four giant, sharp chef's knives in his bag. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure he did take his shoes off, and terrorists don't ever do that, right?
Chicago Chef Paul Kahan Slips Chef Knives Through TSA Security 

Personally I'd trust the Chef with his knives before I'd trust any TSA agent even if the only thing they were doing was breathing.

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