Time to Clean the Refrigerator

You know when it's time to clean the fridge when:
The magnets are abandoning ship.
Your milk carton features an ad for the 1982 World's Fair
You have replaced your refrigerator lightbulb with a bug zapper.
Your Vegetable bin appears to be breathing.
Geraldo Rivera asks to lead an expedition into your fridge.
Your son can't find his science project in the fridge.
Your son's science project is the fridge.
Your freezer contains actual ice from the Ice Age.
Your lunch meat has petrified.