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Sunday, June 3, 2012

The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered


You’ve seen lists of famous last words, but they are usually only famous because of who said them. These last words are famous because of what the words were.
Everyone hopes to leave a legacy. To be remembered after our passing is the closest thing humans have to immortality, at least until cryogenics figures out how to reanimate Walt Disney's head.
Some people try to pull off immortality with a lifetime of achievements and noble acts. But why piss away all that energy on altruism when you can simply spout one badass quote before you take the dirt nap and live on through eternity known as a guy who needed a second casket for his balls?

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