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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Not the best idea you ever had ...

Robbing the Same Liquor Store Three Times in Two Days
 Rob a liquor store once, shame on you. Rob it twice, well ... it probably didn't think it'd get robbed twice. But rob the same liquor store three times in two days? Jail time!
Investigators say that Singletary went inside Anna's Liquors at 4 p.m. Tuesday with a knife and T-shirt pulled over her head and demanded that the 52-year-old clerk give her money.
Police were unable to find her after a search.
Singletary then returned the next day at 10 a.m. to rob the store again, police said. This time, in addition to money, cigarettes, lottery tickets and liquor bottles were also taken. While police were typing up the incident report for the morning robbery, they received a call at 2 p.m. that Singletary was robbing the store again.

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