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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Ten Fairy Tale Plot Pieces That Are Usually Left Out

You’ve all seen the Disney versions of these classic fairy tales, but the company took a few liberties with the stories so they wouldn’t be so gruesome. For example, in Cinderella:
We all know that Cinderella’s nasty relations try to hoodwink the prince by cramming their feet into the glass slipper. What you may not remember is that these two hellcats chopped off their toes and heels to win his affections. Also, the prince wouldn’t have noticed the blood gushing from the slipper if a duo of chatty pigeons hadn’t informed him otherwise.
Nothing says romance like a shoe filled with the blood of your evil step-sisters.

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