Mismatched Proverbs and Sayings

• I’m so hungry I could ride a horse.
• He’s no rocket surgeon. 
• Cross my legs and hope to die!
• That just opened Panda’s box. 
• You couldn’t pay me to work on commission. 
• You hit the nail right on the nose. 
• I could smell that with one nostril tied behind my back.
• The gunman was believed to be armed. 
• You play ball with me, and I’ll scratch yours. 
• It’s half of one, six dozen of another. 
• He’s as nervous as a long tailed cat out of the bag.
• We are the glue that keeps things moving. 
• Put yourself in my pants. 
• Shut your mouth and eat your dinner. 
• All old people should be shot at birth. 
• I know that area of town like the back of my head. 
• Zero is better than nothing!
• A little pain never hurt anyone. 
• Is everyone else in the world a moron, or is it just me? 
• Don’t worry; I’ve got an ace up my hole.
• We definitely don’t want to nail ourselves into a corner.
• Don’t look for a gift in the horse’s mouth. 
• Hindsight is 50-50. 
• You are never going to fail unless you try. 
• He doesn’t know his hole from an ass in the ground. 
• Thanksgiving is early this year because the first Thursday fell on a Monday.
• We’re going to clean the competition’s lunch. 
• The phone was ringing off its hinges. 
• Can you tell me when my past due amount is due? 

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