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Monday, October 22, 2012

Couple annoyed by aliens

A couple in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, reportedly called police four times within a seven-hour period last week insisting that alien-like creatures had invaded their home, noting the situation was creating havoc in their lives.

“On Oct. 14 at 4:36 a.m., I responded to Elliot Drive in reference to an ongoing unknown problem,” Officer James Wilkinson reported of Murfreesboro Police Department. “Upon my arrival, I made contact with the complainants.” The woman said that since Saturday night she had seen “a number of people in her yard and house,” Wilkinson reported.


“(The woman) stated there were green men hiding their face from her before police arrived,” he reported. “She also stated that the people had been in her house hiding and moving things around.” The woman and her husband did not know exactly how the aliens were able to gain entry to their home.

While speaking with the couple, Wilkinson reported he became concerned that they appeared “mentally unaware of their surroundings,” noting that they had already called three times before he responded in reference to the same situation. Even though police had not found any evidence of such creatures during the previous three visits, Wilkinson still conducted a search of the home to make sure the pair was not in any danger. “There were no signs of forced entry or vandalism … during any of the above listed calls,” he reported.

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