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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

That's a good one

Maintenance Matter 
A husband frantically calls hotel front desk from his hotel room, “Please come fast I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’s going jump out the window of your hotel”.

The manager responded,  “Sir that’s a personal matter.”

Husband: “You idiot, the window won’t open! That’s a maintenance matter!”

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