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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Bird Removed From Chinese Zoo For Screaming Obscenities


The next time you, or someone you know, is having trouble with a temperamental bird just be glad the little feathered bugger isn't screaming out a bunch of obscenities!
A zoo in Hubei, China got a big surprise when their Myna bird started screaming obscenities, which it had picked up from one of the zoo's guests according to zookeeper Li Yun, and had to be removed from display until his vocabulary could be deemed appropriate for all ages.
The bird may not be zoo friendly, but he has a great career ahead of him as an insult comic.

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