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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Eleven Crazy Bigfoot Conspiracy Theories

vWhere does Bigfoot come from? What does he do with his time? Ask a silly question… and someone will come up with an answer. For example:
4. Bigfoot is really an alien.
Two conspiracies for the price of one! In 1973, Pennsylvanian UFO researcher Stan Gordon said he noticed an increase in sightings of Sasquatches entering and exiting extraterrestrial vessels. Fascinated by the possibility that the mysterious primates may actually hail from another planet, Gordon quickly set up a "UFO-Bigfoot Hotline" that still runs to this day.
5. Bigfoot is really a giant ground sloth.While most "experts" believe the Sasquatch to be some form of shaggy primate, a few have opined that these beasts are actually surviving giant ground sloths. For more on these fascinating prehistoric mammals, do go here.
Possibly the craziest thing about these theories is that they all require the belief that Sasquatch is real. Read all 11 at The Week.

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