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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Man spent night in store feasting on steaks, shrimp, cake and 57 cans of whipped cream

A man was arrested after spending the night in a Mount Washington grocery store. The manager opening a ValuMarket said 57 Redi-Whip whipped cream cans were found in the garbage on Monday morning.

According to Officer Michael Huffman, with Mt. Washington police, when the manager checked the store's surveillance video he saw Trevor Runyon had gone into the store just before it closed on Sunday and hid from employees.


Police said when the lights went out the video showed Runyon drank some beer, smoked cigarettes, cooked and ate six steaks, some shrimp and a birthday cake.

Runyon also allegedly went to bathroom on himself and got clothes to change into. Afterwards, Runyon climbed into the ceiling and went to sleep. Firefighters were called to get Runyon down, before he was taken into custody.

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