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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Man called police to report the theft of his meth and bicycle

A 22-year-old Kansas man called police to report a man named “Jim” had broken into his mobile home, clubbed him over the head and stolen his meth and bicycle.

The incident occurred at at about 3 a.m. on Thursday, Lt. Steve Kenney said. The victim told police he didn’t know the attacker’s full name, just the name “Jim.”
After forcing his way in through the front door, the suspect hit the victim over the head with an unknown object, taking the victim’s meth and bicycle, Kenney said.

The suspect is a white man who is about 5 feet, 9 inches and weighs just 90 pounds, Kenney said. He has brown hair and was wearing blue jeans.

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