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Friday, November 15, 2013

Bacon Body Wash

Bacon Body Wash is going to change the way you wash. Before this fantastic product, when you wanted to shower with liquid bacon, your best bet would be to take a vat of bacon drippings into the shower with you and use it to moisturize.

This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr. Bacon on the label wants you to smell like he does. Now you can smell like bacon in every nook and cranny.

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