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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Man smuggled 13 bottles of booze out of store in his pants

Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers is asking for the public's help identifying a suspect who hid 13 bottles of alcohol in his sweatpants during a recent run to the Fort Myers Costco store.

Last Thursday shortly after 8pm two men walked into the Costco liquor store together. One of the men, wearing a white t-shirt and baggy sweatpants, was caught on camera sliding bottle after bottle of alcoholic beverages into his clothing.
In total, the one man ended up walking out of the store with one bottle of Grey Goose vodka and 12 bottles of Hennessey packed into his pants.

An employee of Costco saw the men leave in a silver Chevrolet Impala. Anyone with information on the identity and whereabouts of the suspect, or his partner in crime, is asked to call Crime Stoppers.

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