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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Police who responded to report of chicken crossing road unable to determine its intent

On Monday at 5:45 pm, officers from North Precinct in Portland, Oregon, responded to the report of a chicken crossing Highway 30 in Linnton.
A caller had reported to the non-emergency line that there was a chicken on the highway.
The caller said that the chicken was creating a traffic hazard while trying to cross the road.
Responding officers were unable to locate the chicken and were thus unable to determine its intent. Fortunately there were no traffic accidents related to the incident.

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