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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Woman threw raw chicken, bananas and pickled onions on driveway of mooning millionaire

A woman in a wealthy Surrey suburb has admitted throwing raw chicken, bananas and pickled onions on the driveway of a man dubbed the ‘mooning millionaire’ after a bitter dispute with another neighbor.
Mari Hannah Swanson, 30, of Beaverbank, The Glade, Kingswood, appeared in court last Monday, charged with harassment. Her victim Neville Williams, of Red Roofs, Forest Drive, Kingswood, was targeted between between July 7 and 16. Swanson pleaded guilty to the bizarre behavior and was handed a restraining order banning her from contacting Mr Williams until next September.
She also received a 12 month conditional discharge and was ordered to pay a £15 victim surcharge and £85 in costs. Swanson also pleaded guilty to damaging Mr Williams’ brick wall after painting it white. Her sentence for this offense was discharged conditionally for 12 months.

No compensation was ordered as the amount was "not substantiated". She had also been charged with throwing paper rubbish across Mr Williams’ driveway and going to his home intending to throw bags of wet cat food - but both charges were withdrawn in court.

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