Crowd Shouted ‘Fuck the Palins!’ At Brawl That Showed The Real Meaning Of Family Values

Cruel, cruel world in which a family goes from imagining moving into the White House to being told “Fuck the Palins!” in their home state.

The Anchorage police report was released from the Palin Family Values brawl last month. Bristol Palin’s take on things? Someone shouted “Fuck the Palins!” because it’s a mean world out there in Alaska, where polls show that Sarah Palin would lose her home state to Hillary Clinton were she to try to run for the White House in 2016.

On September 6th, Todd and Sarah Palin and their grown children Willow, Track and Bristol attended a party at a friend’s house in South Anchorage that turned into the drunken brawl heard round the world, because Todd is married to America’s foremost Obama-stalker, Sarah Palin. Ms. Palin is also renown for hawking her specific brand of christian hate on a pay Youtube channel, because the repugican cabal dog only loves winner$.

After this drunken brawl took place, America’s down home pit bull, Mama Grizzly, former repugican Vice Presidential candidate and lunatic fringe wingnut sat in a white stretch limo — as all of middle America does when they attend a party.

It was into this limo that her bloody, drunken son Track, described in the report as “angry and intoxicated”, was directed in an attempt to avoid the po-po after the entire drunken clan got into what seems to be two separate fights after much alcohol. How she got there when she was also described in the report as “upset and and in a verbal argument with other individuals at the scene” is anyone’s guess. But in the white limo Ms. Palin sat, perhaps pretending it was the White House at 1400 Pennsylvania Ave.

TMZ described the melee from Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol’s point of view, claiming she was “slut-shamed” by homeowner Korey Klingenmeyer, per her description to police, including being dragged around. Bristol is described as “heavily intoxicated and upset.”

But the homeowner and several witnesses had a different story to tell. In the witnesses’ version, “Bristol punched him in the face — he says he let her hit him 5-6 times before grabbing her fist and pushing back … sending her reeling to the ground.”

ABC described it starting thus, “The drunken brawl involving Sarah Palin and her family last month was a wild one, according to police reports released today, and at the center of the report is a Palin daughter repeatedly punching a man in the face, being pounced on by a group of women and then dragged by her legs across the lawn.”

Whatever happened, it led to this, in which people at the party chanted “Fuck the Palins!”:

That scrap then sparked the all-out brawl — witnesses say Track and 3-4 other people came running to defend Bristol … and all hell broke loose … with the Palins, including dad Todd, taking on all comers.

Willow says several people at the party we’re chanting, “Fuck the Palins!”

One witness says Todd got jumped by 4 people, and Track jumped in to help his father. He emerged from the scrum with a torn shirt and bloody mouth. Bristol says she was uninjured, though one cop described her as having “dirt on her knees.”

Worth nothing … cops described almost everyone at the party as being “intoxicated” … including the Palins.

See, Alaska is no different than the rest of the country. They scream “Fuck the Palins!” at parties, too.

ABC:

Police wrote that when they approached the scene Track Palin was being pushed into a limousine, described in the report as a “long white limousine,” where his mother was sitting. He got out of the limo to speak to police after his mother told him to. Police described Track Palin as being shirtless and having “blood around his mouth and on his hands and he appeared to have an injury under his left eye, on his upper cheek.” The officer said that Track Palin was “angry and intoxicated and I had a hard time getting him to calm down.”

Luckily for the Palins, no one will be charged. And this is how the family values roll in repugican America. This is what dog, Guns, and Liberty look like when the lights go down. This is the precious America that Sarah Palin tried so valiantly to protect us from being changed by Kenyan usurper Barack Obama. Sadly, the President has found ways of investing in education and manufacturing in spite of Palin’s ceaseless dedication to trolling his agenda.

Much like the rest of America, the “moderately intoxicated” homeowner was “angry that the Palins had showed up and were causing problems.” Tell it to the hand, dude.