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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Gentleman from Aryan Brotherhood who pocketed $6 of Hot Pockets at Walmart gets felony theft

andrew-stephen-martin The swift hand of justice has swooped down upon Andrew Stephen Martin, 28, who is charged with felony theft for stealing 6 bucks worth of Hot Pockets at an Austin, TX WalMart.
Police say they had to wait to file charges against Martin because he was intoxicated to the point that he could not be released from the hospital.
Martin is accused of stealing the box of Hot Pockets from the Walmart at 2525 West Anderson Lane — the same store where authorities arrested him a day before for stealing and issued him a criminal trespass warning. A loss prevention worker detained Martin when he saw him grab the Hot Pockets and walk out of the store without paying for them. The investigator told police that no one gave Martin permission to take them without paying. The loss prevention employee adding that Martin was, however, cooperative with him and returned to the loss prevention office to wait for police to show up.

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