Once, an Australian man came to America on holiday with his family. It's his first time out of the country. Turns out 7 people makes getting around a little tough, so he rents a large family car the next morning, and hops on the road.
He's never driven left-hand-drive before, and makes the rookie mistake of turning out onto the wrong side of the main road! Sure enough, the man gets into an accident.
He steps out of the car and confronts the angry American driver. "Sorry mate", said the Australian man, in a thick Aussie accent.
"Did you come here to die?!" replied the American.
"Nope, I came here yester-die!"
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