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Sunday, March 8, 2015

Man arrested for stealing two bicycles and a goat

A bicycle theft investigation led detectives in Portland, Oregon, to a man who not only stole bikes, but also a family's goat, according to police. Penelope the goat was typically tethered and secured in the front yard of a home. On the morning of Aug. 4, 2014, Penelope's owners noticed their goat was gone. The Nigerian dwarf goat was like a pet to the family.

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