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Sunday, June 14, 2015

The Shady Math Behind “8 CDs for a Penny”

Like many folks, I joined the Columbia Record Club in high school, and immediately got a dozen of the hottest vinyl LPs for a penny (and many years later for DVDs). Millions of Americans did, but the real heyday of the business was in the ‘90s when everyone was buying CDs. The A.V. Club interviewed eight former employees of Columbia House for an oral history of the business model of selling music through the club. 
SFJ: The negative option—that’s what we called it, right?

CW: The whole business was premised on this concept called negative option. Which just sounds so creepy and draconian and weird, but the idea that if you don’t say no, we’re going to send you shit. It’s going to fill your mailbox, and we’re going to keep sending it unless you panic and beat us back. That was how the money was getting generated.

SFJ: Most times when you’re trying to get somebody to buy something, you are actively trying to get them to go and buy the thing, even if now it’s clicking or subscribing and subscription. Columbia House had this brilliant, perverse method which was [that] you sign up and then all you have to do is tell us not to send you things, and if you don’t remember that, we are going to sell you something and you have to pay for. And enough people will like that? Okay. And it was a profitable business. Could you ever get anyone to do that again?

PO: You can get a free trial of software, and if you don’t deal with turning it off, you’re going to get billed for $49. Again, all these things are precursors to how business is being done on the internet.

CW: You guys remember how mind-numbingly complicated the deals were? And they were always [trying to] squeeze an extra dollar out of everyone. It would be like, “2 for $3.99 gets you 4 for $4.99 and then a free CD on top of your $8.99.” You would look at these things, and nobody could rationally decode these deals. They were so gothic and complicated.
One thing in the article that stuck with me was that Columbia House was making so much profit that they could hire people who needed jobs -musicians between tours and their crews- to do very little work. At the time, that seemed like an incredible waste of money, but now it looks like a wonderfully egalitarian idea to reinvest profits in jobs instead of sending all the outrageous profits to CEOs and stockholders -although I'm sure those folks did alright. Read a lot more about the business of selling records through the Columbia Record Club at the A.V. Club. The article also contains the full-length documentary The Target Shoots First, about the inner workings of Columbia House.

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