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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Missing tortoise led to arrest of man wanted for sexual assault

A woman from Brazoria County, Texas, is rejoicing now that she's been reunited with her beloved pet tortoise named Gracie. The missing 5-year-old African spurred tortoise had to make it out of the clutches of a man deputies say was wanted for aggravated sexual assault against a child.

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