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Friday, September 25, 2015

Man caught with pants down after breaking into bar, drinking Sambuca and defecating himself

A Florida man was found passed out in a bar after reports say he broke in, drank some alcohol, and defecated himself. Robert Predmore, 61, was arrested on Tuesday by Collier deputies.
According to reports, when deputies arrived at Joey D’s restaurant in East Naples they found Predmore passed out and unresponsive lying down on the floor of the outside bar. Deputies said they could smell a strong odor or alcohol coming from his breath and noticed that he had also severely defecated himself.
While deputies canvassed the restaurant they also noticed the bar had been ransacked with several alcohol bottles tampered with and the cash register on the ground and damaged. Deputies say Predmore was caught with his pants down, adding that his soiled pants matched the crime scene.
They also found a large pile of feces next to an empty bottle of Sambuca. Deputies said they found a backpack belong to Predmore that contained several prescription pill bottles and also a clear plastic baggy with marijuana inside. Predmore was transported to Naples Community Hospital due to his high level of intoxication. He was later arrested on charges of burglary, criminal mischief, and possession of marijuana.
There's a news video here.

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