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Saturday, October 10, 2015

911 caller reported a monkey eating letters out of neighbor's mailbox

On Monday morning, a 911 caller reported something that even the Sanford Police Department in Florida called a little "out of the ordinary". There was a mail-eating monkey sitting on top of a neighbor's mailbox.
"Our officers are ready for anything - literally," Public Information Officer Shannon Cordingly said. Luckily, someone in the neighborhood happened to see the monkey and recognize the situation was "not normal," Cordingly said.
Unsure whether or not the monkey was going to be aggressive, five police officers, along with members of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, responded to the call as a precaution. Officers used a patrol car to block off the road and shook a water bottle in an attempt to lure the monkey away from the busy street. The tactic worked, but it also led the monkey to the top of a patrol car, where he decided to pull molding off of the car, Cordingly said.

Later, the monkey's owner, who had a proper permit to own the animal, joined officers in the wild chase before too much damage was done. Within 20 minutes, the owner was able to coax the monkey identified as "Zeek" back into his arms. "Our officers respond to some pretty serious, sad and horrific calls," Cordingly said. "It's nice to be able to respond to something of this nature, a little more lighthearted and have a happy ending."
There's a news video here.

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