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Monday, November 2, 2015

Man assaulted girlfriend in dispute over toilet paper

Police said a dispute over toilet paper turned violent and ended with a man’s arrest.
Bryan Edward Alwine, 27, was arrested after police were sent to a home in Muncie, Indiana on Monday night. A woman identified as Alwin’s girlfriend said he pushed her “so hard that she flew,” a city police report said.
She reportedly landed in the street, striking her right knee and elbow on the pavement. The woman said she and Alwine had been “arguing this evening over toilet paper.”
She added that he “is very specific on what he likes to use.” Alwine, preliminarily charged with domestic battery, was released from the Delaware County jail after posting $5,000 bond on Tuesday.

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