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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Naked man accused of attempting to carjack Fed Ex truck didn't know how to drive it

A 19-year-old man from Coachella, California, was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of trying to carjack a Fed Ex truck while the delivery driver was unloading a package from the back of the vehicle.
Deputies said Albert Luna was booked into the Riverside County Jail in Indio, a day after the attempted carjacking was reported. According to the release, the Fed Ex driver said he was parked in front of a residence to deliver a package when the suspect, who was reportedly not wearing any clothes at the time, entered the truck and demanded the keys.
The driver gave the suspect the keys and ran to a nearby residence to report the incident. At the same time, the suspect started the Fed Ex truck but apparently didn't know how to drive it, so he ran from the scene, according to the sheriff's department. Witnesses described the suspect as a Hispanic man between the ages of 18 and 20, with a thin build, short hair, and not wearing any clothes.
Officers with the Coachella Police Department followed up with the investigation on Sunday and located Albert Luna, who they said matched the description of the suspect. Luna is now in jail facing carjacking charges. It is unclear why Luna wasn't wearing any clothes at the time of the alleged offense.

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