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Friday, February 26, 2016

Volkswagen sold more sausages than cars in 2015

Germany’s biggest car manufacturer sold more spicy sausages than they did cars in 2015. The currywurst sausages, together with spicy sauce, are sold in the scandal-hit car company’s canteens and are said to be exquisite.
In 2015 the company sold a total of 7.3 million currywurst while only managing to offload 6.3 million cars. The cars, though, still brought in the larger profit. It is unclear whether sausage sales have outperformed car sales at the company in previous years.
Volkswagen have hit rocky times ever since environmental authorities in the USA discovered they had fitted their diesel cars with an emission cheating software, with the scandal still rumbling on globally.

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