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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Michael Jackson charged with glove theft

Michael Jackson has been charged with glove theft. 33-year-old Michael Jackson allegedly walked into the Neiman-Marcus store in St. Louis, on January 18, and stuffed a pair of gloves into his coat pocket.
Michael Jackson then left the store without paying for them. He was apprehended outside the store and the stolen gloves were returned.
This is the third time Michael Jackson has been charged with stealing, prosecutors said. He previously pleaded guilty to similar crimes that occurred in April 2009 and June 2008. Jackson remains jailed on $5,000 bond.

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