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Thursday, May 19, 2016

Reward offered for return of giant tomato

Matt Kraft from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, wants his giant tomato back.
The owner of East Side Mario’s says the large tomato which was sitting in front of his restaurant was stolen more than a week ago.
The tomato, one of two at the establishment, was a fixture for more than a year. It was attached with screws to a large wooden frame which holds an even larger tomato.

The larger tomato is still in front of the restaurant. Kraft says he hasn’t called police, but is willing to offer a reward for the tomato’s return. Kraft adds he will cover the cost of a dinner for four to the person who returns the tomato - “no questions asked.”

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