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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Naked tomato thief on the loose

Police in Toronto, Canada, say a naked tomato thief is on the loose.
They say that at about 8pm on Friday night, officers received a call about a naked man who was seen in a residential backyard.
"He was soaping himself up" and washing off with a hose. The garden intruder then took off with tomatoes from the backyard.
Toronto police say officers arrived at the home, but the man had fled the scene. A search was conducted in the neighborhood, but police say neither the man nor the tomatoes could be found.

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