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Friday, September 23, 2016

The Strangest Things People Have Seen Through Home Windows

If you're spying through windows when the curtains or blinds are drawn then shame on you for peeping, but if the curtains are open and people are doing freaky stuff by the window they clearly don't care about privacy, or they want you to see.
That's most likely the case when you spot "a woman wearing black leather walking her ‘dog’ – a guy on a leash!" with their windows wide open, but your neighbor who keeps owls probably didn't want you to see this:
“My neighbor is a bit of an eccentric man. I always knew he kept owls, but I didn’t know they lived in his house with him until I spotted him eating breakfast one morning with a large owl perched on top of his head. The best part was he looked quite unfazed by the whole thing.”
Window blind manufacturer English Blinds asked their customers "whether they’d ever seen anything strange through a home window", and the results were so colorful they hired Paul Blow to illustrate their top 6 picks.
Weighing in at number one:
“The best thing I’ve ever seen through a window was when I saw a lady weighing a single boob on a set of kitchen scales. Not sure what recipe it was for!”

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